*Rey and Luke staring at each other dramatically*
*Luke reaches out to takes his lightsaber*
*Rey whacks him over the head with it before he can take it*
Luke: Ouch why?
Rey: Are you kidding me? The First Order has been rampaging all over the Galaxy, they built a Death Planet, destroyed almost half a dozen worlds, they killed Han and you are just here chilling on an ocean planet and leading us on a goddamn scavenger hunt?
Luke: Well in my defense…
Rey: What? What exactly is so important that you let the whole galaxy burn?
Luke: Well Kylo was REALLY annoying. I really needed a break from him
Rey: Oh for fuck’s sake Just teach me the Force and get out of my way. Why the hell are all male Skywalkers so useless?
Luke*whispering*: I am your father
Rey: What?
Luke: Nothing. Nothing that can’t wait until you are in less Dark Sidey mood